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The following items were kindly sent in by Ray Gould, thanks Ray; we're always looking for articles of interest to the newsletter readers.
Though I fly through the Valley of Death.. I shall fear no evil. For I am at 0,000 feet and climbing! (Sign over the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan.)
You've never been lost until you're lost at Mach 3. (Paul F. Crickmore, test pilot)
The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
Blue Water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky. (From an old carrier sailor.)
If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it's probably a helicopter and therefore unsafe,
When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
Without ammunition the USAF would just be another expensive flying club.
What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies. If the ATC screws up … the pilot dies.
Never trade luck for skill.
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" and "Oh shit!"
Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.
Airspeed, altitude and brains, two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication.
I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.
Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one there!
Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in flight bags for the purpose of storing dead batteries!
Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to someone on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.
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